He has standing near the car hundreds of years, all the time.
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He has standing near the car hundreds of years, all the time.
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Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
My butt. :c
I have this streak on my right leg, on the upper part of my thigh. I’ve always thought it looked like a paintbrush stroke…
I’m lucky to have a pretty birthmark I guess.
Oh snap, right in the eye! ;;;n;;;
In my … inner thigh? DAYUM, what did I do???
Omg I took an arrow to the knee too….and got stabbed on the back of both my shoulders! D:
Does this itsy bitsy beauty mark on my right leg count? D:
ouwch
my left hand
and the inside of my pinky toe? what did i do lol
Right on the crown of my skull. I was obviously scalped
Upper inner thigh… I’m gonna say someone shanked me during sex
I think that’s reasonable
In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I HAVE A LOT OF SUPERFAMILY FEELS.THEIR FACES!!!!!
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oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
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A fan asked Jensen if he was ashamed of anything his characters had done. He said yes, I´m ashamed of Sam.[x]
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#How many tourist shops d’you think he and Seb went to in order to find the ‘perfect hat’?#”No Seb not this one. Look! It’s been stitched all wrong. It will rub against my scalp.”#”This one’s wrong too. Brim’s too wide. The shadow it casts won’t be brooding enough”#”Seb put that pink hat down before I make your earlobes into Christmas decorations”
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